Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!

How does the world see me?
Song: Calling All Cars
Comments: I'm a mass criminal that requires every officer in the area to catch me. Sweet.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Awaken
Comments: If i wake up, i will have a happy life. Kinda deep i guess.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Veridis Quo
Comments: My friends think of me as a truth-teller? Yeah right.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Nightvision
Comments: I'm being stalked at night?!?!? Fuck....

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Breaking Point
Comments: I make myself happy at my breaking point. I guess so.

What should I do with my life?
Song: You Never Give Me Your Money
Comments: Be a street mugger?

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Perfect Insanity
Comments: Makes sense. Pain leads to insanity sometimes.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Annunciate While You Masticate
Comments:

Will I ever have children?
Song: A Modern Myth
Comments:

Will I die happy?
Song: Twisted Logic
Comments:

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Aerodynamic
Comments:

What is happiness?
Song: Nebel
Comments:

What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Torn
Comments:

How will I be remembered?
Song: Oh Darling
Comments: